Honest Abe’s Burgers

Really? Yes really….

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Irony: Lincoln was not only one of the most dishonest, corrupt Presidents in the history of the United States, but far from contributing to, or preserving, freedom, he set the precedent for dismissing the Constitution as irrelevant, suspending habeas corpus, and imprisoning American citizens indefinitely without due process.

Seriously, they couldn’t find a more reputable historical figure to name a restaurant after?

After taking a glance at the  not-so-tempting menu, which includes titles of burgers like “Greatest Burger Ever” and “United States of America”, “The Aphrodite” and “Big Trouble in Little China”, I can honestly say you will probably never catch me eating there….unless, I wanted to see what it would be like to eat at a restaurant named after Lincoln, located in Lincoln, NE, AND eat the food while sitting in a booth. Booth…get it?

Nah, probably won’t happen.