Jack Rafferty surprises this musical couple at the gas pumps and gives them an opportunity to sing, which they take full advantage of. It’s a feel good moment.
Tag Archives: Humor
The Lighter Side: Government Farm Visit
posted by Joel Taylor
An arrogant, young Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer; “I need to inspect your farm.” The old farmer said, “No, this is private property and you’re standing on my land, son, you’ll have to leave, right now.” The Agricultural representative said in a “wise” tone of voice, […]
Annie, Are You Alright?
posted by Joel Taylor
A joyful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit dries up the bones. – Proverbs 17:22 Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well-known mannequin victim, Resusci-Annie, to practice. Typical of most models, this Resusci-Annie was only a torso, […]
You Know You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When….
posted by Joel Taylor
You answer the door before people knock. You ski uphill. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You lick your coffee pot clean. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You can type 60 words per minute…with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. […]
Lighter Side: Smarter Than You Think
posted by Joel Taylor
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn’t know what Johnny’s problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a full load or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove […]
A Cowboy Named Bud
posted by Joel Taylor
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I […]
“Women, Know Your Limits”
posted by Joel Taylor
It should be clear by now, after all these generations since the dawn of time, that, intelligent, well-educated women are a disruption to the peaceful existence and nurturing of society as well as a divisive…..something……to the family. *cough*….
How to Write & Speak English Properly
posted by Joel Taylor
Verbs has to agree with their subjects. Prepositions are not words to end a sentence with. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. Avoid clichés like the plague (they’re old hat). Also, always avoid annoying alliteration. Be more or less specific. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are […]
The Lighter Side #1
posted by Joel Taylor
Where Ya From? A policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb – hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters, boots and spurs – standing on a street corner in a busy city. He approached the cowboy and asked him his name. "Call me Tex!" was the cowboys reply. "Well, Tex, where ya from, Texas?" the policeman […]
New iPad Unveiled
posted by Joel Taylor
What really makes this funny is that it so accurately displays Apple’s thinking.
Handling Telemarketers
posted by Joel Taylor
You know, when the phone rings you instinctively assume , of course, it’s someone you know, like your spouse, or a member of the Church or whomever. It’s always a disappointment, to say the least, when the caller is a telemarketer trying to sell you something or take an absurd survey, political or otherwise. If […]
911
posted by Joel Taylor
Dispatcher: 9-1-1, what is your emergency? Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. I think I’m going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No. Dispatcher: […]
Biblical Literalism
posted by Joel Taylor
Dispensationalists could learn a thing or two here. The New Testament writers knew that many things in Scripture are spoken fig-uratively.
Before Don Rickles, There Was Martin Luther
posted by Joel Taylor
It’s been said that if you’re in the ministry, you need to have a soft heart and the skin of a Rhino. Young pastor’s will find out very soon in their ministry how monstrous church members can be at times. They will find themselves insulted, lambasted, criticized up one side and down another and maybe […]
A.A.A.D.D.
posted by Joel Taylor
(I don’t know who wrote this, but sadly, I’ve been there and done that!) “Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on […]
