Updated! 2/5/10 – Vandal Caught! 
Patrolman Kirk Whelan pats down the alleged vandal, Coddington Borax, who was found leaving town with a grenade costume and several cans of spray paint in the back seat of his Buick. Borax, a known anti-Calvinist activist who has sworn publicly to “sow the seeds of discord” in the Reformed community, was kicked out of a police line-up by one of his victims, Humphrey the mule. Further details to come.
Gazingstock resident Marge Hindenburg snapped this photo of an unknown vandal defacing the side entrance to the Sacred Sandwich Publishing Co. around 9 p.m. If you recognize this man, please contact Sheriff Lazenby at the Nodaway County Courthouse.
Related Posts:
Little Charlie Spurgeons Slippery Slope
Where Are the Bereans When You Need Them?
Could someone more hip than me please explain this cartoon? I really want to laugh but I do not get it… Thanks.
I thought it was just me Truthinator so I was waiting for somebody to put some smart crack on here that would give me some indication of how it was humorous. You didn’t fulfill your role here Truthinator.
I’m sorry. I will try harder next time…
I got the Romans 7 part but why he was writing Challies on the side of a sandwich shop was a little above my pay grade. What/who is a Challies?
Just a guess, …Tim Challies? “Worlds most famous Christian blogger” ?
This made me smile.