I couldn’t resist…..

HT: CRN

Comments from the original post included some pretty good suggestions for future ads:

Milk Chocolate Oprah New Age Crunch and Drunk With The Spirit Todd Bentley Dark Chocolate!

Find them in all Emerge-N-Go Convenience Stores, next to the Salt-N-Light potato chips…

a bag of Joel Osteen Brand™ Candy-Coated Sermonettes®. They’re tasty and yummy, but they’re not very filling …

“Emergent Joy”–”Firm Moundation” bars.
Cause sometimes you feel like a nut…sometimes you don’t.

Rick Warren Chocolate Chip Wafers. Sweet, certainly not filling and appropriate for all New Age events or political functions

how many bad jokes and lame catchphrases does it take to get to the center of an Osteenootsie Pop?